Bill was Totally Just Messing with us
Written by Scrum   
Friday, 05 December 2008 13:14

Another gem from Mr. Simmons today.  Apparently he intentionally compared Deron's 2-game stats with Chris Paul's stats.  From his column today:

The highlight of my Thanksgiving weekend: Including a humorous comparison in last week's NBA column about Deron Williams' 2008-09 stats versus Chris Paul's 2008-09 stats (even though Williams had played only two games), hoping to incite a barrage of "That's not fair, Williams was hurt!" e-mails from the trigger-happy Jazz fans ... and nearly 900 e-mails and eight days later, they're still sending angry e-mails. Utah fans are the best. They really are. As far as inferiority complexes go, they might be the Joe Pesci of NBA fan bases. They're funny.

This reminds me of the kind of response you get when you catch someone in a bad lie.

"I thought you said that you had courtside seats to the game tonight?"

"Oh, yeah, about that...totally joking!"

Whatever Bill.  I've said before that Jazz fans are best served by ignoring his stupid comparisons and analogies.  This is an argument that we cannot win, not because he's right and we're wrong, but because he will always have the last say and will make a joke to get people to agree with him.  Ignore him and soon enough he will fade away into obscurity like Stephen A. Smith did.

I'm not going to link to the article, but I'm sure if you're resourceful you can find it on your own.

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written by Scrumtrulescent, December 05, 2008
This has nothing to do with Bill Simmons, but I thought it was interesting: the last time the Jazz had a losing streak at home while also having a winning streak on the road was Jan 20 of '06-'07 season, 2 straight home losses, 3 straight road wins. Also interesting about that streak, the 2nd home loss was against Miami and the second road win was against Toronto.
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written by playa, December 05, 2008
I hate Bill simmons. You know what I would do to him. I would first ****** then *******.
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written by CB Jack, December 05, 2008
I've tried to fill in the stars for 25 minutes and I can't find anything that makes sense. You are one crazy mother (*#&%^( playa.
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written by Dusty D., December 05, 2008
Does anyone else want playa to stop post such stupid comments.
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written by Playa, December 05, 2008
mother
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written by wizard 23, December 05, 2008
This blog would be alot better with out you playa. Please go screw with off some other place.
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written by playa hata, December 05, 2008
Dear Dusty and 23,
You guys are freakin nerds. Some people live in a big boy world where you can say things that arn't always politically correct. I may be a little raw for some but I really don't care. I like this blog so suck it. Try posting a comment about something besides me. NERDS!!!
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written by Dusty D., December 05, 2008
Classy, once again.
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written by wizard, December 05, 2008
I agree Dusty. People should not have to be subjected to someone so classless. Do us all a favor. Stop commenting.I encourage everyone to give their own take on Playa Hata.
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written by playa, December 05, 2008
NERDS! To anyone that wants to challenge me in a blog war. Be prepared to loose. 14-0 and one person died.
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written by Dusty D., December 05, 2008
Are you threating me?
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written by playa, December 05, 2008
Do you want to fight for real?
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written by Dusty, December 05, 2008
Yeah, I live in Riverton. Meet me at the Wallmart and I will kick your ass.
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written by Playa, December 05, 2008
Should I be looking for the guy with the little weener?
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written by wizard, December 05, 2008
This is so dumb. Grow up guys. come on.
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written by Playa hata, December 05, 2008
Wizard your next. You should come to wallmart too. It will be fun to see what two blog hall monitors look like in person. I bet you guys are really scarey.
Be their at 8.
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written by Scrumtrulescent, December 06, 2008
THIN ICE GUYS. Keep it to basketball, or why we hate Kobe.
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written by CB Jack = The Blog Cop, December 06, 2008
Who thinks we're gonna see a news story about one guy kicking his own ass in the Walmart parking lot and blaming it on multiple personalities? I have a feeling Playa = Dusty D. = Wizard. Anyone agree. Whoever you are. You are funny and should create your own blog so we can continue to ready your rants, just not on our blog.
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written by playa hata, December 06, 2008
I will write on any blog, anytime, anywhere. I am the playa.

TBJ for life

The ice just broke scrum!!!!

P.S.

Go Jazz tonight, I look for Deron to come out and attack early. And my boy Brewer to go off for 28. Chris will have a nice solid game for the Raptors.
Let the (GAMES) begin.


P.S.S.

I hate the lakers.

Love playa the one and only!!!!
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written by D. Durn, December 06, 2008
Let's see if you can back up that big talk.
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written by wizard, December 06, 2008
Come on Guys!! Do not include me in there catagory.
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written by Jimmy, December 07, 2008
It was obvious that Simmons was mockingly comparing the season stats, he's a sports columnists and fantasy basketball player, he knows that D-Will was injured. He was merely trying to get a rise out of some Jazz fans who don't understand sarcasm and as your post shows, he succeed. Well done Simmons.
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