The Utah Jazz suffered a huge set back in their post season hopes today when Houston Rockets Pseudo Star Tracy McGrady announced he will be having microfracture knee surgery and will not play the remainder of the season.

"We had really big hopes of seeing him cry again in another first round exit. This will really effect our relationship with The Dream Shake." said TBJ blogger Booner.

Yao Ming now thinks he'll have to lower his FT shooting percentage just to make sure the Rockets first round exit streak continues, "It will be difficult because I really like to win, but with Tracy gone, someone will have to step up and find new ways to lose games for us. I am willing to be that guy."

Andrei Kirilenko meanwhile is worried that more focus will be placed on him if he cries again "I worried that with the T-Mac out, who will cry to focus attention on them, but I just give 100% and we want win each game at a time individually."

"I am just worried about his Lazy Eye. What will it do for the rest of the season? Not be Lazy? It's just not fair." CB Jack, TBJ.

The Dream Shake was not available for comment this morning as they found themselves celebrating with countless of other Rockets fans in downtown Houston pubs celebrating the news. We will certainly continue to give you the most up to date information as it comes available to us.

UPDATE: Tracy McGrady still sucks.

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