The hits just keep on comin'

Thank you sir, may I have another?

You were going to be in the lottery anyways beacause..... YOU SUCK!!

Hey Pumpkin, thanks. That made my day.

Hey Pumpkin-Dux, that was an awesome slam. I'm almost thinking of closing down the blog because, in all honesty, how do you follow that? Hope your Lakers, Celtics and every other current division leader you are rooting for continues to do well.

I thought I was just stating the obvious.

Go Blazers!

Well, as long as we are stating the obvious I'll remind you that our sucky team has taken your (unsucky?) team out twice this year.

I wouldn't even give these 7th graders the time of day. Go to Bust A Bucket and see what they've written. I'm guessing their 3rd period computer skills class is about to be excused, so we won't have to worry about them for long.

You guys are an embarassment to Bust A Bucket.

Jack,

I can't find your site email address, will you email me?

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I'm all for trash talk and everything that comes with it. What I'm not a fan of are comments such as :

You were going to be in the lottery anyways beacause..... YOU SUCK!!

Really?

We're gonna get something put together with Bust A Bucket for Saturday's game. I love their site and Sheed is a class act.

Ask yourselves this Blazers fans (including your 98% bandwagon fans):

Who is the one team NOBODY in the West wants to face come Playoffs? The Utah Jazz. We will be 100% healthy and finally be able to start a game with all 5 of our "starters".

I suggest you continue to kick us while we're down, because when we get back up? We ARE going to kick your ass. Let the games begin bitches.

These Blazer fans need to reed Scrums fan rules. The You Suck argument is so lazy and easy, just like all the ladies in Portland.

News flash, we as Jazz fans here at TBJ are leading the "Jazz Suck" charge right now. We suck becuase we are missing 2 of our 3 best players and our backups are only about 18 years old still. We suck now because our team is depressed and plays like it. So yeah, the Jazz suck right now, but if we somehow squeak into the playoffs this year watch out. All of stars will be back on the court and our bench guys will be battle tested and ready to deliver.

These are depressing times. What's with all the Blazer Fans?

If its and buts were candy and nuts...

I don't know how that ends because Homer never finishes the sentence, but I'm pretty sure it applies to the Jazz and every other injured team. It's frustrating that your starting PG is injured, your All-Star PF is injured (and already has his bags packed to get outta town) and that you have a bench player who has to have surgery. That puts you in the same boat as the: Rockets, Spurs, Suns, Knicks, Clippers, Cavs, Blazers, etc...

You've got quality players, and you're a heck of a tough team (especially at home), but that mountain you're climbing just keeps getting taller and taller, but I'm sure you already know that.

The Jazz and Blazers may not be a classic rivalry, but there is definitely no love lost between the two teams. There is nothing more frustrating than a loss to the Jazz, and I enjoy watching you struggle. I look forward to a win on Saturday. Preferably at full strength, but a win is a win just the same.

I completely disagree with your thoughts on the "you suck" insult. I tend to enjoy life's simple pleasures and "you suck" is hilarious because of its simplicity. When executed properly, it is the granddaddy of all insults. For instance: "Hey ref, YOU SUCK!" or "Hey Kyle Korver, nice socks. YOU SUCK." See?

And as for all you little TrueBlueJazz girls that can't take a little ribbing from Blazer fans, man up. Come on over to BustaBucket and talk back. We're just trying to make Saturday's game a little more interesting. We don't like your team. Ever since the early 90's we've hated your team. So we thought we'd come over and have a little fun at your expense. You're more than welcome to come our way and return the favor. The invitation is there. Let's do dis. I can't wait to hear all the excuses after you guys get beat down on Saturday. Yes we lost twice already. But that was in the Delta Center. Now you're coming to our home court. And don't talk to us about injuries, like you're the only ones. Quit being a bunch of cry baby momma's boys.

And Sheed's not that classy. He's basically a politician.

John Stockton sucks!

Why have you forsaken me? Stop already.

dude stop trolling. your making us all look like douche bags.

http://www.myutahjazz.blogspot...s-say.html

The proof is in the puddin'.

Score: Scrum 1, Scotty B (-1)

Harsh Scotty B, I always thought I was classy like San Diego and Ron Burgundy.

You scored a point by not being able to post a link correctly? I'm confused. Does this score me a point:

www.markeatonlooksliketheguyfrommaskstarringcher.org

Scrum -1, Scotty B +7, Scotty B's Boy +1

You sure? Look again.

Look Scotty, Scrum could own you. I am not Scrum. I am CB Jack. See that blue writing up where the name goes? You don't even want to mess with Scrum. He's our resident lawyer and he eats people like you for appetizers.

Get 'em Scrum!!!

thanks for the pub, but even I am a Jazz fan.

You're classy in a Bill Clinton kind of way.

Hmm... while I find "page not found" to be a compelling read, I would much rather look at my opus comparing former Jazz center Mark Eaton to the character in the film "Mask", starring Cher.

Where is Scrum at in all this madness? You guys are awash in a sea of red and black, where is your appetizer loving lawyer that is going to put an end to this madness?

That puts you in the same boat as the: Rockets, Spurs, Suns, Knicks, Clippers, Cavs, Blazers, etc...

What important players are the Blazers missing due to injury? Oden's there, Roy is there, Aldridge is there. Am I missing something? And missing 1 or 2 games with a tweak does not count. We are talking about missing huge chunks of games at a time ala 15 games for D-Will, 33 games and counting for Boozer.

Well then, try this on for size - YOU SUCK!!!

So a month for our starting PG (Blake), three weeks without our starting C (Oden) and the entire season without our starting SF (Webster) don't count? Just let me know what rules we're playing by so that I can play the same game.

By the way, all of them are STARTERS. Technically Kirilenko comes off the bench. I'm just saying...

When you stop crying and look up you'll see that you're not the only team that has had to deal with adversity.

I have tasted my own medicine and it is bitter! Not as bitter as Jazz fans, but you get the idea.

The Jazz suck worse than having 4 wives!

DPJ (+69!)

EXTREEEEEEEEEEEEEME!!!

Good comment, considering you couldn't even hold down one.

That's the sort of butt kicking I'm talking about dogpissjones! Ballgame. BustaBucket wins. In yer face!

Yep. Pwned. Guess we'll see who's team is better Saturday right? Although even if we lose both games in Pissland we'll still be tied 2-2. So yeah, you're kinda screwed on saying you "owned" us this year.

The Jazz suck like the fat chick in the "before" picture in those advertisements on your website!

YES! (fist pump)

Scotty B! (+∞) That's right, that's plus infinity beotch!

See? Hilarious.

http://myutahjazz.blogspot.com...s-say.html

there's the link.

I spent 20 min on a well-crafted argument, only to send it off into cyberspace neverland....

SO, maybe I'll just turn it into its own post.

Hey Scotty B. What are you doing with your life. You have the day off or something bud? You've logged more minutes on our Jazz site than your own. Step away from the PC/Laptop and take a break son. Good Lord.
P.S. Never has a troll been a bigger fan of himself than you. Gotta be proud.

I am an educator of America's youth. Slow day at school. I just had the kids play Heads Up 7-Up while I told you guys how stupid you are. So much fun

Jazz = 2nd in the league in games lost to injury.

Portland = 7th in teh league in games lost to injury.

Our adversity is worse, and we're still 2-0 against you sluts.

And yes, I am a huge fan of myself.

I fear for our youth if your ass is at the helm. However, it is good to know Heads Up 7-Up is still a classroom favorite.

Never, ever heard that one before. Pretty good piss pot.

Douccccccchhhhhheee baaaaggggg!!!

Those are great stats! Hopefully they'll provide you with a lot of comfort while you're at home watching a Jazz-less playoffs.

42 comments! That's the most action this page has ever had!

I'm formally requesting that a public "Thank you" be made to the Portland TrailBlazers, the town of Portland, Blazer fans, and myself and Scotty B!

Do what's right Jack-O!

In it to win it!

Sorry, the Lakers honks get that title last year in the playoffs. Well over 100 if memory serves me right. However, Laker fans are children of satan so they may have cheated somehow, but nonetheless it is their record. So what happens if the Jazz win Saturday?

What happens? What happens!?!? That's like asking what happens when I date a fat chick and Boozer becomes a stand-up guy. There's no point in wondering because they are never going to happen!

1 more day Utah! 1 more day!

Great effort DPJ, but Lakers fans are waaaaayyyy worse than you. We were doing a radio show with ESPN in SoCal last year and had much better feedback than anything you guys have come up with.

I honestly cannot wait to watch you Blazer fans go back into your hole after Saturday.

I am really sorry to break this to you, but missing Steve Blake, Greg Oden and Martel Webster is no where even close to Williams, Boozer and Kirilenko. Sorry that just isnt the same level of talent and you should know better than to try and compare those players. Maybe if Brandon Roy and Lamarcus Aldridge go down for extended time we can resume this discussion.