son of a mother's lover. that was turrible

Thanks Booner for having the balls to post and not forcing one of us to do it. You were even more kind than I would have been.

Speechless.

We just got our asses handed to us by a team with 6 wins and not ONE win over a .500 team. Congratulations Jazz, you made Westbrook look like an All-Star and at this point I would rather live in Oklahoma City rather than the SLC. I would have rather watched American Idol than this game. OH wait, I did the second half. Even injuries aren't an excuse for this game. Damn Thunder Balls. Eff Eff Eff.

CBJ, I also had to watch American Idol instead of this garbage. Absolutely disgusting to watch (the Jazz, that is). Injuries are not an excuse anymore.

I found myself watching the Spurs as they beat the Lakers and thinking, "So this is what a legitimately coached NBA team looks like..." Is it wrong to start thinking that Popovich >>>>> Sloan? The Spurs win with nobody. Somehow they were able to transform Roger Mason from Wizards role player to a Lakers-killer in less than a half-season. Tell me that coaching doesn't have something to do with it. Please. I need a Prozac. *sigh*

Moneyman, you are right. Popovich is > Sloan, no question. I am not dogging on Sloan, I have a lot of respect for him, but Sloan has never, ever been able to prepare his teams to win games you absolutely should not lose. We go through this crap several times a year and it is getting really old. I wouldn't care if O'Connor dumped everyone today and built the team around Dee Brown coached by Shandon Anderson. Nice work you pansies. I'm still fuming over that joke of an effort.

Unfortunately these losses are becoming surprisingly predictable. Don't you try something different eventually. I don't know what kind of routine we have for these games, but whatever it is they need to shake it up a little. Maybe Larry could give a free car to whoever puts in the best effort against a crappy team on the road.

further proof the jazz fans suck as much as the team. when they win you talk so much trash but when they get stomped by the thunder you diss your coach. maybe sloan was a better coach back when basketball was played with the bushell basket.

hatejazz....you are an idiot. You mean to say you've never been mad at your team. Course, that's assuming you root for a real team and not just your army on World of Warcraft. Don't ever, ever, bring that BS in here. If saying one coach is better than another is dissing your coach then call me guilty. I'm ticked at myself for arguing with you hatejazz. Click off our blog and go back to your porn. I'm sure we will see you around wearing the jersey of whatever team wins the superbowl, NBA Championship, World Series etc. Idiot.

Dux

I hear some bawwing from the typical jazz fan. why dont you get one of your 5 wives to get you a hanky.

What's up Troll? You wish you could have five wives, but you're getting you're ass kicked by the two ex's you already have. How's that child support/alimony payment feeling right around the 13th of the month?

"Why I hate myself"
by hatejazz

Chapter 1-I don't have any friends.
Chapter 2-same as chapter 1
Chapter 3-I admire people who can put together a blog with 56,000 hits in less than a year and wish they would let me be their friend.
Chapter 4-I have hairy palms

ouch...hatejazz takes a shot below the belt assuming everyone in Utah is a polygamist. I saw that coming almost as easy as I saw the Jazz losing that game last night. Cant' wait to see what other ignorant comments you have up your sleeve hatejazz.

Abort Mission.

Don't be so hard on yourself. Ithout Boozer or Milsap, you guys lacked an inside presence against a team that relies almost exclusively on inside plays. That's pretty much what it came down to....that and horrible play by Okur and Korver.

OK, lets get all of the Utahns are Mormon jokes out of the way here.

1- I have more than 1 wife
2- I sacrifice virgins in the temples
3- I have my horns shaved of weekly
4- I belong to a cult
5- I am robot and do what ever my leaders tell me to
6- I dont know how to have any fun because I dont drink/smoke/have sex with anything but my 4 wives
7- I wear funny underwear

OK, now that those are all on the table hatejazz feel free to come up with something original and funny. It might take some effort on your part though as you will have to do some research to find out what our beliefs really are before you make fun of them.

Onto the game. Screw you Jazz, screw you. I think that this start right at the top and goes down from there. Here is my list of people responsible for that crap we tried to watch last night.

#1 - Jerry Sloan: He is the constant piece for all these dumb losses so he gets the most blame.
#2 - Deron Williams: How in the hell do you keep letting these rookie point guards light you up? You are the captain of this team as well, I want to see a public explosion from you towards your teamates and their piss poor effort.
#3 - Memet Okur: Did you fulfill your destiny last game and decided that was enough?
#4 - Andrei Kirilenko: You are the highest paid player, start being more vocal and helping D-Will run this team.
#5 - Ronnie Brewer: Two steps forward last year, 2 steps back this year. Stop shooting jump shots outside of 5 feet! You are the most gifted player the Jazz have around the basket so feel free to drive, slash, run and dunk.
#6 - Carlos Boozer and Paul Milsap: Umm, we suck at rebounding with out at least one of you guys playing and since Carlos got a surgery for fun please hurry back Paul.

Nice free throw shooting AK.

Funny underwear? I thought mormons went commando!

Seriously, sloan is about ten years past his prime. This team needs fresh everything.

Commando? Now that is kind of funny. I think is some respects Sloan is past his prime, but this losing to the worst team in the league crap has been happening since Karl Malone thoght that the 24th of July firework celebrations were for him. Jerry just can't motivate his teams to destroy the bad teams like they should.

I will agree with that.

Who said they didn't go commando? Who said hammy has any clue what he is talking about? Who said he was mormon?

Oh wait....he did.

don't "diss" Sloan

now that was funny.

im old and have alzhimers. Im am unable to control my team and I ..... ...... ......

what was i saying?

dont be talkin about sloan. im his gay lover and hes good to me. he consider me to be his 4 wife.

OK can someone please tell me how my thoughts are now being put into comments without me typing? This blog is off the hook!

someone tried to do that to me too, C.B. but the idiot mispelled my name. They were short one "o" I am sure it was hatejazz.

You guys all suck. I am the man!!!! Nerds.

hate jazz you are a real jerk!