An additional Rant- 

Ok so I decided that I wasn’t going to pick on the Nuggets to much in my last post-I mean after all, I thought that maybe their fans had entirely given up after the melt down that has happened within their team over the last three weeks. Maybe I felt a little bad for them. I was wrong. 

I went against my better judgment, and decided to go over and check out what the Nugg Doctor had to say. Bitch, bitch, bitch. I guess I would be pretty upset too if my team had decided at the most critical stage of the season that playing decent basketball wasn’t important. Hell, when your franchise moment involves Dikembe Mutombo celebrating in Seattle like he just cured cancer after the Sonics handed you your only playoff series victory since the Reagan administration, you think you would appreciate a small market team that actually wins when it counts. In fact, when you do somehow stumble upon the playoffs, you usually forget you are playing basketball until the other team is waiving brooms in your face. But I guess after all these years of being pimp-slapped by the Jazz, you have a little bit of a sour taste in your mouth. I can understand that. 

Look, you don’t like the Jazz. That’s ok. No one on our team has ever been video taped telling kids they better not snitch on drug dealers, no one has received a DUI, and no one would ever dare tell Jerry they were staying in the game after he told them to sit down. Your captain has accomplished that amazing trifecta in just six years in the league. Way to pull off the hat trick ‘Melo.

If you want to set up your own I hate the Utah Jazz club, do it. We’ll just calmly win the division again, and then you can play San Antonio in the first round so that you can go four-and-out. That way you will have plenty of time over the summer to build your club. Sound good, chief? 

I hope Deron breaks every one of the Nuggets ankles so bad tonight that they have to sit out the fourth to figure out who they are.

Wow, I feel better now.

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